A Word to the Wise

A Word to the Wise

I don’t know why

I looked so hard

I just can’t seem

To find my car

I must have looked

Nearly half the night

I’ve got my keys

But I still can’t drive

Maybe I had

To much to drink

I tossed my cookies

In the bathroom sink

If you think it’s funny

It was suicide

I wrapped my car

Around a tree and died

So happy holidays

A word to the wise

Even if you find your car

Don’t drink and drive

© 12/1/1993, William Grant Preston

Grant's Rants - Poetry